I am working on an autobiographical song. So far, it goes like this:
"Harvey-Man, Harvey-Man,
Does whatever a rabbit can.
Sleeps all day
Begs for food
Pick him up
He'll piss on you.
Look out - here comes Harvey, Man!
Is he tough? Listen fool,
Harvey eats
His own stool ..."
I'm so proud.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Just What the Doctor Ordered
I don't know why humans don't do more than just complain about the quality of their health care. The last time I was dissatisfied with my veterinarian, I peed on him. True story. You should try it.
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Hat Trick
I have a very sensitive nose, so trust me on this: Wearing a baseball cap is no substitute for not taking a shower in the morning. Thank you.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Couldn't Happen to a Nicer ...
I know this sounds mean, but I am going to say it anyway. Something about the words "flesh-eating bacteria" and "cat" in the same sentence brings a smile to my face.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Make That a BIG Stick
I believe the carrot-and-stick approach is the best route to getting something accomplished.While I eat my carrot, I hit you with a stick until you do what I want.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
That's Not Chocolate
Some rabbits, when they are angry, thump. A few grunt. Not me. I sneak into your kitchen cabinets at night and poop in your box of Cocoa Puffs.
Monday, September 6, 2010
On second thought
It just occurred to me that if I wanted more followers, I should have called my blog Droppings From Bieber.
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