Now You Know

Breaking news from the animal world: Sources report Rudolph not allowed to play in any Reindeer Games due to failed drug test.

Who's Watching Who?

My human thinks it is funny to watch me explore whenever he changes my surroundings. I think it's funny to watch him watch me when he changes my surroundings.

No, I'm Not Trying To Sell You a Bridge

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It's True

I like sitar music.

Boo!

Scariest movie ever? "Night of the Lepus." When I'm right, I'm right.

A to ZZZZZZZZZ

My human has been diagnosed with severe sleep apnea. He spends as much as 16 hours a day sleeping. I don't understand why he is complaining.

I, Me, Mine

My friends and I could have dug out those Chilean miners weeks earlier - and we work for raisins.

Fur-ther Adventures

It's molting season. As the saying goes, "shed happens."

Memorial

R.I.P. Cooper

To the Tune of the "Spider-Man" Theme

I am working on an autobiographical song. So far, it goes like this:

"Harvey-Man, Harvey-Man,
Does whatever a rabbit can.
Sleeps all day
Begs for food
Pick him up
He'll piss on you.
Look out - here comes Harvey, Man!

Is he tough? Listen fool,
Harvey eats
His own stool ..."

I'm so proud.

Just What the Doctor Ordered

I don't know why humans don't do more than just complain about the quality of their health care. The last time I was dissatisfied with my veterinarian, I peed on him. True story. You should try it.

Hat Trick

I have a very sensitive nose, so trust me on this: Wearing a baseball cap is no substitute for not taking a shower in the morning. Thank you.

Couldn't Happen to a Nicer ...

I know this sounds mean, but I am going to say it anyway. Something about the words "flesh-eating bacteria" and "cat" in the same sentence brings a smile to my face.

Make That a BIG Stick

I believe the carrot-and-stick approach is the best route to getting something accomplished.While I eat my carrot, I hit you with a stick until you do what I want.

That's Not Chocolate

Some rabbits, when they are angry, thump. A few grunt. Not me. I sneak into your kitchen cabinets at night and poop in your box of Cocoa Puffs.

On second thought

It just occurred to me that if I wanted more followers, I should have called my blog Droppings From Bieber.