Sunday, April 24, 2011

Happy Easter everyone.

Remember - check any brown little round things in your Easter basket carefully to make certain they are chocolate because the Easter Bunny has his own "naughty" and "nice" lists.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Again.

Groundhog's Day? GROUNDHOG'S DAY? The only reason that overgrown rat is hibernating is because he knows I'm looking to kick his ass!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Now You Know

Breaking news from the animal world: Sources report Rudolph not allowed to play in any Reindeer Games due to failed drug test.