Boo!

Scariest movie ever? "Night of the Lepus." When I'm right, I'm right.

A to ZZZZZZZZZ

My human has been diagnosed with severe sleep apnea. He spends as much as 16 hours a day sleeping. I don't understand why he is complaining.

I, Me, Mine

My friends and I could have dug out those Chilean miners weeks earlier - and we work for raisins.

Fur-ther Adventures

It's molting season. As the saying goes, "shed happens."

Memorial

R.I.P. Cooper

To the Tune of the "Spider-Man" Theme

I am working on an autobiographical song. So far, it goes like this:

"Harvey-Man, Harvey-Man,
Does whatever a rabbit can.
Sleeps all day
Begs for food
Pick him up
He'll piss on you.
Look out - here comes Harvey, Man!

Is he tough? Listen fool,
Harvey eats
His own stool ..."

I'm so proud.

Just What the Doctor Ordered

I don't know why humans don't do more than just complain about the quality of their health care. The last time I was dissatisfied with my veterinarian, I peed on him. True story. You should try it.